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Why buy a Mersedes?
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Lady Dodi had one!
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It's exciting! Will you survive the ride?
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People will think you are a pimp!
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Company Secrets
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We sponsor tragic events. We pay celebrities to die in our cars.
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We design our cars to look solid. But they are not.
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Our cars are being made by children from third world countries.
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