1. Why is your name Hatchoo! and what IS a Hatchoo!?
Our name is Hatchoo! because our interface is a parody on the Yahoo! homepage.
Hatchoo! is the dutch sound of someone sneezing.
2. Why do you make those parodies?
Because it's fun, because some sites just HAVE to be parodied and because we just NEED the publicity ;)
3. Why do dutch boys make English Parodies?
We started making dutch parodies. Then one day we saw that a lot of visitors came from the USA. They couldn't understand it but they liked it anyway. We decided to
parody some USA sites too. Our dutch parodies can be found at Hatchoo.nl.
4. How do you know eachother?
Marc en Mark know eachother from their work at 01 First (a dutch Internetcompany)!
5. Are you having a relation?
Yes.
6. ...having sex?
No, just a business relationship. We're both straight.
7. Marc de Hond? Related to...?
YES! Marc's father is Maurice de Hond, the boy that put his finger in the dike when he was young to prevent Holland from being flooded.
8. Mark Götz? Related to...?
No, as far as we know Mark is not related to Maurice.
9. Can't you make that Hatchoo! funnie! I hate it!
How nice Peter! You speak english! Only funnY is spelled with an Y!
10. Who the hell is Peter Oltshorn?
He is the guy that legalised drugs in the Netherlands and tries to close down the Red Light District.
11. Have you been sued for making a parody yet?
No, but now we're operating in the USA that can happen any minute!
12. Who is Patrick Kluvert?
He is the soccerplayer from Holland that kidnapped 26 French tourists and later on raped 12 of them.
13. Bad Luck, skip it!
14. You are using a lot of sex in your jokes. Frustrated?
No, but there's only one thing people do find interesting on the Net.
15. Lousie Wootward?
Eh, president of the International Baby Dropping Association?
16. What's the name of the Dutch queen again?
Her name is Helmut Kohl.
17. Do you use drugs while making new parodies?
Hey, this is Amsterdam! We don't have to use drugs! Our air alone makes us hallucinate!
18. Why do you kick under the belt so much?
I didn't know they had that expression in english?
19. How long have you been on the Internet?
Long enough to know what's happenin'! Mark since 1994 and Marc since 1995.
20. How do you like surfing?
There is enough wind here to surf but we like soccer and tennis more.
21. When are you gonna quit Hatchoo! ?
When Queen Helmut Kohl farts on National TV!
22. How many vistors are there on Hatchoo! ?
We have 1000 visitors on all parodies every day.
On thursday we have 2000 cause then we release our new parodies. 50% visits Hatchoo! from their Bookmarks.
23. How do you get on the number 1 spot in the Ilse Webtop16?
By paying Merien, the big boss of Ilse. By the way: did you know Merien is the son
of Cor ten Houten, the kidnapper of beer-brewer Fritz Heineken?
24. Why do i get a servererror when i want to browse through the CIA files on Mars?
A Server Error? When we go there it always works!
25. Are you Hackers?
No, if we can't even program a VCR how could we hack a site?
26. Making money with it?
Not directly, but we try to get some customers that want us to make a site for them through Hatchoo!.
27. This is a FAQ... does it really contain Frequently Asked Questions?
No, but name me one FAQ that does? In Holland a FAQ is called a WIP.
28. If we have any more questions, where can we ask them?
Mail to marc@hatchoo.com!
29. Eh, one more question: Where the hell IS Holland?
Don't you know? It's a province of Germany, Europe!
30. I've been in the dutch capitol once. That's Reykyavic!
Sure!
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